Well, I don't even know what to do.
Firstly, today is April Fool's Day and, whatever is posted, they consider it a rofl or a joke (not all of course, but still).
Secondly, I can't joke from the word NIHUYA!
Okay, then I'll tell a joke that I came up with a long time ago (two months ago, maybe)
– I'm in happy agony,– says Hank, after his wedding night with Blender.
Yes, the joke is not funny, but there is even more not funny.
Toastmaster: how many blenders do you need to buy?
Blender-chan: what kind of blenders?
Т: Well, you're a blender... you also need guests for your wedding, Miss Wimbleton.
B-chan:*Looks like a moron* Are you huh?